Links to the other stories; PART 1: http://itsameltingicecream.blogspot.com/2010/05/once-upon-time.html and PART 2: http://thinkofsomthing.blogspot.com/2010/05/re-once-upon-time.html.
Once upon a time, long long ago, when dragons weren't extinct yet, there was an angel with beautiful white wings called Mr. CharlesOak. He was the king of the world and the best person you can imagine. Onfortunately there's a bad boy (or girl) in every story so here she is; The Melting Icecream. She's a big melting mountain of almost liquid and milky icecream in every color you can imagine. She has red ears like a devil, but because of CharlesOak she misses her head.
You might ask how she can see, hear and smell, but little devils on her shoulder can do that work too. The king of the world was strong enough to ruin The Melting Icecream (short name; Lone) but because she ate some Icecream of Life he couldn't beat her anymore. More bad news: After a couple of years her head grew up again!
He wanted to eat some of that icecream himself too, but when he licked a little bit he almost vomited because it's disgusting. That's why he needed some help of the icebears, because they love to eat the Icecream of Life. Lucky him the icebears are good bears so they go on the road to fight with Lone.
But CharlesOak, The Melting Icecream and the Icebears weren't alone in that world, there lived a weird little girl too. Her name was Mimi, and she always cried about silly things. A little while ago she was off one's nuts but CharlesOak saved her and that makes him her hero.
Anyway, the icebears walked through big icecream-mountains which they ate so they remained strong. They didn't only stayed strongly, they grew up to huge monsters of the king. They saw Lone and they ran to her. She didn't know the icebears were unbeatable so she tried to kill them. That didn't help and she freaked out. Then she saw a 4cm big goldfish and suddenly the goldfish sat in her right-eye; one of the icebears hit them in there.
Lone screamed and everybody on the planet could hear her. She cried and pulled the fish out of her eye. When she killed the pour fish her eye was all red and looked very painfully. The icebears all laughed and one of them said; ''HAHA, YOUR EYE IS SO RED AND BLOODY! I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON, THE GOLDIE WAS €1,85, VERY EXPENSIVE SO YOU MUST BE A BETTER WOMAN BY NOW!''
The Melting Icecream saw the icebear had right and she pulled out her right eye; the wrong and evil eye is free from Lone so now she isn't evil anymore. She ran to the king CharlesOak and apologised for her bad behavior, and the king forgave her.
Together, hand in hand, they walked to the village, where Mimi and some icebears waited for them. They ate so much Ben&Jerry's as they could, but it didn't run down because the huge trees who fabricate them were so georgeous.
And ofcourse, they lived happily ever after!

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